Chapter 1: The First Chapter
One day Duckbill Jones was hanging around the house, carving an elephant’s trunk in his chimney.
“Hey!”, said a purple bypasser, eating a squirrel, “T’is no day for laughter!”
Duckbill Jones had difficulty not looking at his watch which, in fact, was made out of bananapeels.
“I have not asked for your blatant remarks and chairs!”, he replied, feisting on a treeleaf.
“Okay!”, said a rooster.
“What?!”, the purple man demanded, dying.
“Is it you, purple man, dying on my property?”, asked Duckbill Jones
“No.”
“Alright, but I must ask you to remove your refrigerator from my lawn”, Duckbill Jones said, eating a hat.
An anonymous pigeon, not wanting to be named, dropped a large sofa and flew away.
“That is unheard of, silly bird”, Duckbill Jones said, “for what do I receive this here goose in my wall?”
“Rooh Rooh”
“My god! It speaks!”, Duckbill Jones surprisingly cried out, twisting his wrist around his toes.
Ever so smart, Duckbill Jones introduced a large inflatable magic vacuumcleaner to the purple person passing by and asked him to be silent for once.
“Noodles shallt not be eaten from thy floor!”, the Dark Knight demanded with thundering knees and forks, “For I must forbid you to be eagleheaded!”
Four minutes later, a giant midget appeared on the battlefield. It said nothing at first, but later on it did.
“Hippo!”, it commented, “My liver should not have been seperated from my clay nose!”
“This is silly”, Duckbill Jones said, requesting a song at the local radiostation.
Right at that moment, a chair crossed his path.
“Excuse me”, the chair said, “would you be so kind as to not ridicule my being?”
“I fart in your general direction!”, Duckbill Jones fired back, quoting a movie.
“Quibble”, commented three stooges, hanging from a tree.
“What is the sense of all this foolishness?!”, Duckbill Jones demanded, licking his bum.
Twentythree minutes passed before the plane arrived, squeeking its tires around the fireplace and donkeystable. Only then it was when Duckbill Jones saw the magnitude of the banana General, General Flick.
THE END
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